Due to popular demand and new stock arriving daily, the Maroochy River Patrol crews are commencing a mail order business to supplement running costs.
Place your order now!
Doing up the kitchen doors? Refrigerator need replacing? Kitchen chairs/table a bit sad? Give the Maroochy River Patrol boys a buzz.
Need to go grocery shopping but don’t have the time? We can stock up your pantry with unusual tasty treats the whole family will enjoy!
Looking for a special item for the grand kids (toys, dresses, buckets and spades, balls, surf boards, shoe, nappies)? Call us now!
Going camping and need a tent, ropes, and tarp? Try River Patrol.
Is your TV or microwave on the way out? Have we got the deal for you! How about a lounge chair and coffee table to match?
Is poor old Uncle Bob with one leg a little embarrassed when he has to buy shoes? Our range of unique and individual footwear is second to none (thongs are currently on special!)
We also have sun smart caps, visors, t shirts, boardies, socks, joggers, underpants and bikini tops all going fast!
Want to get fit and healthy in your new outfit? We have push bikes, scooters and shopping trolleys in a range of styles (some items may need wheels).
Summer is just around the corner so why not to revamp your stubbie coolers, water bottles, eskies and folding chairs. We even have large plastic drums for home brewing. Think River Patrol.
Why pay exorbitant prices for car parts when the River Patrol can source your tyres and rims, door trims, steering wheels, door handles and brake pedals at a fraction of the cost (older models our specialty).
And just arrived is a wide range of pharmaceutical supplies meticulously sterilised in salt water (needles in assorted colours now in stock with matching bongs).
All items come with our guarantee that they are individually picked by hand, and as a special introductory offer, we include a four day drying off period absolutely FREE.
And for the readers of this article, every purchase comes with a free rusty fishing tool and fish lure without hooksSuper bonus if you order now! Receive a knotted bunch of fishing line and a complimentary a crab pot float (with a steak knife)
This is only a small compilation of the gatherings from our own Maroochy River and joining creeks.
Unfortunately the sad part is that it keeps on coming every week, every month, every year, so the volunteer crews will never be redundant. PICK UP YOUR LITTER PLEASE!
Photo attached is of a large stuffed toy bear rescued from river. As you can see this is meant to be a tongue in cheek article, but we are sick of the amount of crap that keeps getting dumped into our waterways.
